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Stop The Elf

by Krudge

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Fatter Uglier (free) 01:57
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Fatter. uglier. Less productive. Disgusting. Drinking way too much. Sitting at home watching television, 12 hours a day. Speaking to no one apart from the voices. fat grease. Eating poorly, slamming that greaser down the drain. A reckless, drunk driver. A prius, child falling from behind. not sleeping, horrific nightmares. paranoid A.F.. Cruel to all animals, eating the rats in the cupboard. avoids contact with old friends, absolutely never sober. Will frequently check craigslist for new ads, hole in wall. Favours for flavors, wink emoji. steals from the homeless, never paid for a meal. killing moths and putting boiling water on the ants. Car wash, wipe the blood away. terrified of the dark or midday shadows, ridiculously teenage and desperate. so childish. slower and uncoordinated. No chance of escape. Now unemployed. powerless. A useless and uninformed member of society, voted for gary johnson. Will cry in public. Diseased. Tires that grip in the wet, shot a baby strapped in backseat. A bad memory. Still cries. Still cries. empty and frantic. Like a rat. Tied to a stick. That's driven into. weakness. Calm, fatter, uglier and less productive. A pig. The police will never come, he hid the bodies well.
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A Big Ol' Rat (free) 02:00
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It was a normal Saturday night for me... I was crawling around in the storm drain in search of dinner A small morsel perhaps And I saw him I stared at him And the Rat stared back at me with his black, lifeless eyes It was truly magnificent His golden fleece lit up in the dark The Rat called upon his mighty steed And flew on its back into the night Howling at the moon If you listen closely You can hear a voice A whisper in the wind The Rat calls to me I must fly
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Nostril Jam 7: The Ham Did 9/11 (free) 04:46
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ARR;ARC (free) 01:39
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Albino Rat Rat Albino Rabbit Cat
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Big Babboon (free) 02:12
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Slayds (free) 01:41
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why has god forsaken me?
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Stink Mountain (free) 03:54
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Everyday I wake up And I smell that grease in tha air You know wha' I mean? ?????? ??? ??????????? I'll always love you ???? smell that grease ????? ????????????? down by the river ????????????????????
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Smaggin' Up Da Walsagrease (free) 03:38
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You know it my feller Gresystacyulenlar Troidslammeringoes Yee dawgy I walk in they firs thin i lay my eyes awn is a chromboslexal Smaggin' up da walsagrease
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An Ancient Chinese Prophecy (free) 03:59
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你會看看那個嗎？ 很可怕，是嗎？ 好吧，你永遠不會相信這一點， 但是你正在看的駱駝 曾經是人類。 而不只是任何人。 那個傢伙是皇帝。 一個豐富，強大的魅力的球。 哦耶！ 這是他的故事。 實際上，我的故事。 那就對了... 我是駱馬。 名稱是Kuzco ... 庫茲科皇帝。 我是世界上最好的傢伙， 他們沒有理由地毀了我的生命。 哦，是很難相信嗎？ 看，我告訴你什麼。 你回去的路， 你知道，在我是一隻駱馬之前 這一切都有意義。 好吧，現在看。這有點 太回了。哦!看著我。 這是我作為一個嬰兒。
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The Great Autismo (free) 02:07
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my name chef
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Humpty Dumpty (free) 01:27
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Peter Pickle (And Pickle Peter) (free) 03:29
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naw man Im hustlin
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The Jonestown Sass Occur (free) 03:16
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cool, aid poison uh oh
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Dead Rat (free) 00:48
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Ooo Dead rat There ain't nothin' like a dead rat Dead rat Dead rat Rotting rodent On the side of the road Dead rat
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The Tribe (free) 05:32
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Give me a second, My eyes have to adjust To the phony expression She wonders out of lust And the cards laid on the table Are stacking up with grime At least the blue bird sings his happy song in the safety of his mind I sit and watch him from afar Singing that sweet tune to me his cage is left ajar But there's something I can't clearly see He doesn't try to flee When he could simply fly away At least the metal box I'm trapped within will not beg me to stay For I'm not an animal My head is a fist I don't belong in a cage Where I'll never be missed I must break for the tree To be who I be And spend the long and grateful years without a chain around my knee And I must live alone with the tribe I must live alone with the tribe What’s with all this crust? The trash is all piled up And the milk is a must The mother has left me All the lights have turned green And if you could see what I mean At least you’d never drive to wichita unless you were keen On finding the truth for yourself That the sun does shine brightly On the mischievous elf The bluebird sings so differently But he doesn’t try to flee When he could simply fly away At least the elf won’t see the sun arise before he sees the end of me For I’m not an animal My head is a fist I don’t belong in a cage Where I’ll never be missed I must break for the tree To be who I be And spend the long and grateful years finally happy And I must live alone with the tribe I must live alone with the tribe I must live alone with the tribe I must live alone with the tribe

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Stop that green boy

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released January 16, 2017

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Krudge Austin, Texas

Krudge is a circle of dusty old men hellbent on delivering the most cancerous material to your doorstep similar to a flaming bag of feces. Crank the volume all the way up in order to get the quintessential Krudge experience. Headphones recommended.

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